hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan
*sees spider* should i try to kill it or should i just kill myself
Mariah Carey on songwriting 👑
you know when you accidentally drop toothpaste in the sink and it does that thing, you know the thing, why does it do that?
still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms
and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”