toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

(Source: diablougly)

Very lonely…

rneerkat:

hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

harryspankme:

*sees spider* should i try to kill it or should i just kill myself 

Mariah Carey on songwriting 👑

(Source: mariahscareyoke)

sarcastic-snowflake:

you know when you accidentally drop toothpaste in the sink and it does that thing, you know the thing, why does it do that?

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”